2023

Review - Danny Baker - New Theatre Cardiff - 16/04/2023

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When a true legend of broadcasting Danny Baker starts talking, with that machine gun patter of his, the evening certainly flies by. 3 hours later the house lights are on and theatre staff are desperate to head home, But the great DB is only just starting and barely scratching the surface of a quite amazing career.

From his earliest beginnings living in on an East London council estate to jetting all over the world, meeting some of the greatest musical artistes of the time, whilst working for the World’s biggest selling musical weekly newspaper followed by an incredible transition to TV and radio broadcaster. His story is an hilarious one and equaly fascinating.

Baker’s life as been one of amazing ups and a fair few downs but his infectious good humour and love of life with few, if any regrets, finds a man both content with his life and extremely proud of his achievements.

The current tour is the third in a series of shows that focuses mostly on each of his three books, though very loosely, as Baker is prone to fly off in the opposite direction as he recalls something witty or interesting that he’d forgotten or the current situation prompted.

Starting with a brief (hardly!) refresh, pool cue in hand, Baker was a bundle of energy from the off, constantly on the move, and at times you felt you were at Centre court at Wimbledon watching as he ran up steps on some imaginary Fitbit.

Always prominent in his shows is his father affectionately known to all as Spud. A character that looms large in his life and an obvious influence on the young Danny, brought lovingly back to life in the excellent Cradle To The Grave TV series with comedian Peter Kay playing the larger than life patriarch Spud.

Much of the second half of the show centred on his TV career from Daz commercials to TGI Fridays, where he told the tale of how he sacked the Foo Fighters from one show after the group used their appearance to kick off during their performance. ranting and swearing and coming off stage smug in thinking that their performance would cause outrage, only to be told by Baker that their ‘live’ appearance wasn’t live but just a run through and the actual show wouldn’t be broadcast for another hour. The Foo Fighters were unceremoniously booted out without appearing.

Baker also recalls hilariously his time spent in Australia as a contestant on ITV’s I’m A Celebrity, debunking the myth that they were dumped in some tropical forest but rather a TV set on the outskirts of Sydney surrounded by camera teams, production and catering crews. The disappointment of being the first out of the jungle was tempered by being left to slum it in an extremely plush hotel with everything paid for by the ITV ‘dollar’ with a handsome fee to boot.

Baker rushed through as best he could before the 11pm curfew but touchingly ended the evening with a quite emotional tribute to his wife Wendy as he described their early distant courtship, the despair of finding his soulmate unhappily married and eventually running off together with Baker and Wendy flying to the US where he was to interview Earth Wind and Fire. The rest is history and the happiest of endings.

Tony Woolway